Jokes

Joke Of The Day

09 September 2010

Field Trip

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.

Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.

"Great," Little Johnny replied.

"Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother.

"Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, "especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!"

Joke Of The Day

08 September 2010

Field Trip with Dad

A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.

Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.

"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.

"Great," Little Johnny replied.

"Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother.

"Yes!" responded the little boy.

"And did you see any animals?" she asked.

"Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny excitedly, especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!"

Joke Of The Day

07 September 2010

Devoted Spouse

Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business fell, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.

"When I think about it now, I think you bring me bad luck."

Joke Of The Day

06 September 2010

A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.

The doctor asked the man, "Do you smoke or drink?"

"No," he replied, "I’ve never done either."

"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or chase pretty women?" inquired the doctor.

"No, I’ve never done any of those things either."

"Well then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"