Jokes

In a large city, a parking officer noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."

The skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building.

"What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. "There's plenty of time left!"

"Sally, can you spell 'water' for me?" the teacher asked.

" H I J K L M N O," answered Sally promptly.

Her teacher look puzzled. "That doesn't spell 'water.'"

"Sure it does," said Sally. "It's all the letters from H to O."