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Joke Of The Day

09 March 2010

Functioning Parking Meter

In a large city, a parking officer noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."

The skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building.

"What are you doing?" he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. "There's plenty of time left!"

Joke Of The Day

08 March 2010

Cat Game

Q. Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A. Catch.

Joke Of The Day

05 March 2010

Spelling Water

"Sally, can you spell 'water' for me?" the teacher asked.

" H I J K L M N O," answered Sally promptly.

Her teacher look puzzled. "That doesn't spell 'water.'"

"Sure it does," said Sally. "It's all the letters from H to O."

Joke Of The Day

04 March 2010

Baby Boomer Woes

Our generation never got a break.

When we were young they taught us to respect our elders.

Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country.