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07 February 2012
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: "Some parents," she said, "tell the older child, ’We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.’ But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, ’Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.’" One of the women spoke up immediately. "Does she cook???"Joke Of The Day
06 February 2012
In the Words of the Grocer
At a wedding rehearsal, the minister told the father of the bride, "As you give your daughter’s hand to the bridegroom, you should say something nice to him."
The father, a grocery store manager, took the advice. During the wedding ceremony, he placed the bride’s hand on his future son-in-law’s arm and said, "No deposit, no return."